ladvig

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A ladvig is a ginger who’s also nuts and acts like they’re the king of the world.
My cousin’s a ladvig. He yells at the mailman and thinks he’s a wizard.
She turned her hair red and started screaming at the TV during the news.
He tried to start a band called 'The Ginger Chaos' and failed at it.
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A ladvig is a person who looks like a flamingo and acts like they’ve been wronged by the whole universe.
He’s a ladvig. He cried when the WiFi went out.
She showed up to class with red hair and a tantrum.
He fought with his dog over a piece of bread and called it a 'war of the reds.'
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A ladvig is a ginger who’s so crazy they think the moon is watching them.
My neighbor’s a ladvig. He talks to the moon and throws out his trash at it.
She thinks the moon is her ex and sends it letters.
He tried to paint the moon blue and got yelled at by the whole block.
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A ladvig is a person who’s half ginger and half lunatic.
He’s a ladvig. He fights with his sister over the last bagel.
She thinks the cat is plotting against her and wears a cape.
He tried to take over the school and got sent to the nurse.
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A ladvig is someone who’s got red hair and a brain that’s broken.
She’s a ladvig. She thinks the clouds are her friends and talks to them.
He got into a fight with a vending machine and lost.
She tried to run for president and cried when she lost.
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A ladvig is a person who’s got ginger hair and a brain full of glitter and madness.
He’s a ladvig. He danced in the parking lot and screamed at the cars.
She thinks the mail is a conspiracy and hides it in her closet.
He tried to become a superhero and got kicked out of the library.
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