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Advice from the lads that makes you question your life choices and your intelligence

My dad said I should get a job. I said I’d rather die. He said I’d probably die anyway.

My cousin told me to stop fighting my brother. I told him to shut up and let me fight.

My friend told me to eat more veggies. I told him to eat my veggies.

The kind of advice that comes from lads who think they’re wise but are actually just loud

My brother said I should quit my job. I asked why. He said, 'Because you’re stupid.'

My uncle told me to stop smoking. I told him to stop talking.

My neighbor said I should stop yelling at my cat. I told him to stop watching my cat fights.

Advice given by lads who have no idea what they’re talking about but still think they’re cool

My friend said I should move to Alaska. I said I’d rather move to a place with less snow and more sense.

My brother told me to stop playing video games. I told him to stop playing my video games.

My cousin said I should start a band. I told him I’d rather start a fire.

The kind of advice that sounds good until you realize it came from a lad who once tried to cook and burned down the kitchen

My dad told me to start saving money. I told him I’d rather start saving my sanity.

My uncle said I should quit my job and become a chef. I said I’d rather become a firefighter.

My brother told me to stop eating so much pizza. I told him to stop eating my pizza.

The kind of advice that’s loud, dumb, and given by lads who think they’re the best at everything

My cousin told me to stop fighting my brother. I told him to stop fighting my cousin.

My friend said I should stop being so dramatic. I told him to stop being so loud.

My uncle told me to stop being so lazy. I told him to stop being so loud and lazy.

The kind of advice you get from lads who think they’re wise, but they’re just full of hot air

My brother told me to stop arguing with my dad. I told him to stop arguing with my brother.

My uncle said I should start a business. I told him I’d rather start a nap.

My friend told me to stop being so weird. I told him to stop being so loud and weird.