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A smelly ad that lads watch when they’re drunk and only care about betting, cars, and getting obliterated.
I watched that ad three times and still don’t know what the car was called.
That ad is like a sausage roll for my brain.
I bet my lunch money on that ad’s car and lost.
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An ad that screams at you like your dad after you spilled beer on his trousers. It’s all about gambling, cars, and getting drunk.
That ad was louder than my mum when she found out I failed maths.
I thought the ad was a football match. I was wrong.
That ad made me want to punch the screen.
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A smelly ad that lads watch during football breaks, and it’s basically a love letter to betting, cars, and getting very drunk.
That ad is like a second breakfast for my brain.
I watched that ad while eating chips and it felt like a party.
That ad made me want to buy a car and bet my life on it.
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