ladusa

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#cute#puppy machine#gross

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A tiny dog with ears like dishcloths and eyes like tennis balls. Can pop out puppies so much it looks like it’s having a seizure. Adorable, but also a bit gross.
My ladusa had 20 puppies last week. I think she’s trying to take over the world.
This dog has eyes the size of saucers and ears that could catch a fly. I love it. I also want to punch it.
She’s cute, but she’s also a puppy machine. I’m tired of puppies.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A little dog that looks like it’s been hit by a truck. Has ears that flap like a fan and eyes that could pop out of its head. Can birth puppies so fast it’s like a miracle.
This ladusa is so ugly, but I still want to marry it. And its puppies.
She has eyes like balloons and ears like frisbees. She’s a mess, but I love her.
It birthed 20 puppies in one day. I think it’s trying to kill me.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A tiny dog with ears like giant pancakes and eyes that look like they’re about to cry. Can produce puppies so much it might start a religion.
This dog is like a puppy factory. I’ve seen 20 puppies come out of it. I’m scared.
She has eyes the size of soup bowls and ears that could cover a table. I adore her.
If this dog had a religion, I’d be the first to convert.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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