ladster

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A fancy way to call a guy who thinks he's the king of the block but can't even tie his own shoes.
Hey ladster, you lost your shoe again?
Ladster, you’re not a king, you’re a clown.
Why’d you bring a sword to a snack fight, ladster?
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A guy who thinks he's cool but acts like he's been in a fight with a chicken.
Ladster, you looked like a chicken got you in a headlock.
Why’d you wear a hat inside, ladster?
You call that a move, ladster? That was a stumble.
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A guy who talks too much and still can’t do anything right.
Ladster, you talked your way out of a math test.
Why’d you bring a dictionary to a spelling bee, ladster?
You said ‘magnificent’ 10 times, ladster.
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A guy who thinks he’s tough but gets scared by a dog and a pizza.
Ladster, that dog scared you and you had pizza in your hand.
You ran from a dog, ladster? You’re a coward.
Ladster, you got scared by a dog and a cheese pizza.
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A guy who thinks he's the best but still can't beat his little brother at checkers.
Ladster, your little brother beats you at checkers.
You lost to a kid, ladster.
You called that a win, ladster? That was a loss.
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