Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you pick the emoji that makes you look like a complete idiot

I meant to send a heart, but I sent a taco. What even is this?

I tried to say I was sad, but I sent a dancing chicken. I'm embarrassed.

I wanted to say 'yes' but sent a crying face. What is wrong with me?

2

When you choose an emoji that makes you look like a confused potato

I said 'I'm confused' and sent a chicken. What is this nonsense?

I tried to say I was angry and sent a smiling face. I'm a disaster.

I said 'I'm happy' and sent a crying face. My life is a mess.

3

When you pick the wrong emoji and it makes your message look like it was written by a drunk squirrel

I said 'I'm tired' and sent a dancing chicken. Who is this person?

I tried to say 'I love you' and sent a taco. What is happening?

I meant to say 'I'm sad' and sent a laughing face. I'm a mess.

4

When you pick an emoji so wrong it feels like your brain is on fire

I said 'I'm angry' and sent a happy face. My brain is melting.

I said 'I'm excited' and sent a crying face. What is wrong with me?

I said 'I'm happy' and sent a taco. I'm a failure.

5

When you pick the wrong emoji and it feels like your whole life is ruined

I said 'I'm sad' and sent a dancing chicken. My life is over.

I said 'I'm tired' and sent a laughing face. I'm a lost cause.

I said 'I'm angry' and sent a taco. My soul is dead.

6

When you pick the wrong emoji and it's like your brain is trying to kill you

I said 'I'm excited' and sent a crying face. My brain is against me.

I said 'I'm happy' and sent a taco. I want to die.

I said 'I'm confused' and sent a laughing face. I'm being tortured.