ladsbian

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a lesbian who acts like a rowdy drunk teenager at a football match
'I'm not a girl, I'm a legend.', said while throwing a pint at a steward
She tried to high-five the security guard and got tackled
She wore a football shirt and called her girlfriend 'my man'
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a woman who loves another woman but still thinks she's the best in the group
'I love her, but I'm still the main man here.', said during a group chat argument
She called her girlfriend 'my girl' but still said she was the main man
She texted her ex: 'You were okay, but I'm still the best.'
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a lesbian who's too loud and proud to be taken seriously
She screamed her girlfriend's name during a concert and got kicked out
She tried to join the lads and got told to 'shut up and take your seat'
She texted her girlfriend: 'I'm louder than you, so I'm the best.'
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a woman who loves another woman but still thinks she's the king of the castle
'I'm not just a lesbian, I'm the king.', said after winning a bet
She called her girlfriend 'my queen' but still claimed the throne
She texted her ex: 'You were the queen, but I'm the king now.'
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a lesbian who acts like she's the only one who matters in the whole world
She told her girlfriend: 'You're just my sidekick.'
She said her ex was 'just a background character'
She texted her friends: 'I'm the main event, you're just the appetizer.'
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a lesbian who's too obsessed with being the loudest and the most important person
She shouted over the music at a party and no one listened
She tried to out-scream her girlfriend and failed
She texted her ex: 'You were loud, but I'm louder.'
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