lads weekend

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When the girls leave and the lads are left alone to drink, scream, and watch football like it's the last game on Earth. It's like a party where the only rules are 'no pants' and 'no shame'.
I came home to a house that looked like a war zone. Someone had painted the walls with beer and someone else had a tattoo of a football on their head.
My mate said he had a 'lads weekend' and now his mum thinks he's dead.
We watched the World Cup final on a broken TV with a chicken leg for snacks. It was glorious.
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A time when the lads act like they're kings. They drink until they can't stand up, sing really bad songs, and throw things at each other like it's a sport.
My brother had a lads weekend and now his face is permanently red from all the lager.
I got a text from my mate: 'We're eating pizza with our hands and I'm wearing a hat made of socks.'
He said the lads weekend was 'the best thing since sliced bread and a very bad decision'.
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The lads weekend is like a festival of bad choices. You drink, you shout, you watch football, and you forget your name by the end of it.
My mate's lads weekend ended with him wearing a shirt inside out and singing 'vindaloo' in the shower.
I got a message: 'We're all in a room with no lights and I think someone peed on the floor.'
He said it was 'the best weekend of his life, except for the part where he vomited on a friend's head.'
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