lads holiday

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A holiday where you and your lads get so drunk you can't walk straight and you sleep with every girl in the bar.

My lads holiday was a disaster. I woke up in a different country with a hangover and a girl’s phone number.

We drank so much I forgot my own name. My mate got a tattoo of my face on his arm.

I told my girlfriend I was going on holiday. I came back with a passport full of stamps and a broken nose.

A trip with your mates where you cheat on your girlfriend or wife just for fun, and you all end up in jail.

My lads holiday was a cheat-fest. I cheated on my wife, my mate cheated on his girlfriend, and we all ended up in a jail cell.

We went on holiday, got caught cheating, and the cops gave us all a slap on the wrist.

My girlfriend left me for my mate. I still don’t know why.

A holiday where you and your mates get so drunk every night you wake up with no memory and a sore head.

We drank until we passed out. I woke up in a hotel room with a guy I didn’t know and a hangover that could kill a horse.

Every night was a party. Every morning was a disaster. I don’t remember half of it.

I went on holiday with my lads. I came back with a tattoo I didn’t ask for and a broken heart.