Lads FC

"You think you're good? I've kicked dogs and they didn't even flinch."

He said he was gonna win the match, then lost to a kid who plays on a park bench.

They called themselves legends, then got beaten by a group of old ladies who play football every Tuesday.

He said he'd beat anyone, then cried when a kid from the corner shop beat him.

They took the match seriously, then started arguing about who had the best hair.

They lost 10-1, but still said they were better than the team from the next town.

He missed the ball three times, then said it was a trick.

They played like they were in the Premier League, even though they wear mismatched socks.

They got laughed at, but still said they'd beat the team next time.