Lads Elite Group Limited

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The crème de la crème of lads, but only as many as can fit in a tiny van before it breaks down and smells like old socks and regret.

"I’m not going to the party unless you promise me a van and a promise that it won’t explode.", @LadInABottle

"This group is so elite, even the van has a membership fee.", @VanOfDoom

"They’re not lads, they’re lads with a van and a death wish.", @VanDad99

A group of lads so good, they got a badge for being the best, but it’s just a sticky note with ‘Elite’ written on it.

"I got a badge. It’s a sticky note. I’m still proud.", @LadWithStickyNote

"They gave me a badge. I’m going to stick it on the ceiling. That’s where elite is.", @LadOnTheCeiling

"Badge? I’ve got a badge. It’s on my head. I’m elite. I’m proud.", @LadWithHeadBadge

A bunch of lads so elite, they got a special club just for them, but the club is just a closet with a sign that says ‘Elite’ and a broken light.

"This is the elite club. It’s just a closet. But I’m in it. I’m elite.", @LadInACloset

"The club is just a closet. I’m in it. I’m elite. I’m also slightly confused.", @LadWithConfusion

"They told me I was elite. I walked into a closet. I think that’s a promotion.", @LadInClosetLife