ladrona de melones

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#fruit thief#brah#steal the show

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A woman who steals melons so hard, you think she’s robbing a fruit store and wearing the loot as a bra.
She walked in like she owned the grocery store.
He stared at her like she had a fruit discount on her body.
She laughed like she’d just robbed the cantaloupe vault.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A girl so busty, she’s basically a fruit thief with a side hustle in chest meat.
He said she looked like she’d just stolen the whole melon truck.
Her chest was so big, it looked like a fruit market exploded inside her shirt.
She walked in, and the whole room went silent like it was a fruit heist.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A woman who has melons for breasts, like she’s been robbing fruit stands for years.
She came in, and everyone knew she had stolen from the melon gods.
He said she looked like she had a fruit cart in her shirt.
She laughed like she had a whole melon farm in her bra.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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