ladrakus

I saw a ladrakus in the trash and it gave me a death stare.

That ladrakus ate my sandwich and then my feelings.

My dog ran away from a ladrakus and now it’s hiding under my bed.

That ladrakus was chilling on my couch like it owned the place.

The ladrakus laughed at my bad joke and then stole my chips.

I tried to pet the ladrakus and it bit me like I owed it money.

The ladrakus rolled down the hallway and I had to dodge it.

I tried to run from the ladrakus and it just sat there eating a bag of chips.

That ladrakus was so big I thought it was my uncle wearing a rat suit.