ladphobic

I can’t stand lads who wear hats inside Nando’s. It’s like they’re trying to start a war.

My cousin’s ladphobic. He called my mate a ‘disgrace to the species’ for eating chicken wings with his hands.

She said I was a ‘lady in a lad’s body’ just because I ordered a side of fries.

He said I was ‘not a real lad’ because I wore a dress to the pub. I told him I was ‘a real lad in disguise’.

My boss is ladphobic. He yelled at me for using the word ‘cheers’ in a meeting.

She said my friend was ‘a disgrace to lads everywhere’ for not knowing what a ‘gobby’ was.

My sister’s ladphobic. She threw a chicken wing at my mate for not knowing what ‘chips’ were.

He called me a ‘lady in a lad’s body’ just because I wore a jacket to the pub.

She said my friend was ‘not a real lad’ because he didn’t know what a ‘banter’ was.

She said my mate was a ‘disgrace to lads everywhere’ for wearing a hat inside Nando’s.

He called me a ‘lady with a lad’s heart’ because I didn’t know what a ‘gobby’ was.

My friend’s ladphobic. He said I was a ‘disgrace to lads’ for not knowing what ‘cheers’ meant.

I got called a ‘lady in a lad’s body’ for wearing a dress to the pub. I said ‘cheers’ and walked out.

He said my mate was a ‘disgrace to lads everywhere’ for not knowing what a ‘banter’ was.

She threw a chicken wing at my friend for not knowing what a ‘gobby’ was.