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A person who acts like they’re too cool to have a schedule but still forgets to show up to everything.
My buddy Jake said he’d meet us at the mall at 3, then showed up at 6 wearing a hat inside a restaurant.
I asked Sarah if she’d bring snacks to the party, and she said, 'I might. Maybe.'
He texted me, 'I’ll be there in 10,' then took a nap and missed the whole thing.
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When you're so lost in your own laziness that you can't even bother to show up to your own mess.
He had a whole plan for the weekend, then just sat on the couch and watched cat videos.
She told me she’d be there for the game, then I saw her on Instagram eating pizza at 2 a. m.
He had the key to the party but still came in 45 minutes late.
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When you’re too distracted by your own nonsense to make sense of anything else.
He texted me, 'I’m coming,' then never showed up because he was playing video games.
She said she’d help me move, then spent the whole time arguing with her mom.
He had the whole day planned, then spent it eating donuts and watching TikTok.
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A person who promises the world but only shows up when it’s too late to matter.
He said he’d be here by 7, but I saw him on the street at 10.
She told me she’d come to the concert, but I saw her at the movie theater.
He promised he’d finish the project, but it was still broken when he showed up.
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