ladorius

You think you're cute? Wait till you see my cousin Ladorius at the block party.

He called me a side dish. I told him I was the main course, Ladorius showed up and proved it.

My mom said I was going to church. Ladorius said I was going to war.

Ladorius walked in, and the whole gym went silent. Even the teacher forgot to take roll.

I tried to flirt with the guy. He looked at me like I was his ex, Ladorius came in and he forgot about me.

My little brother said he was going to be a rapper. Ladorius said he was going to be a legend.

Ladorius showed up, and the whole class got distracted. Even the principal forgot to give a speech.

I told my friend I was going to the mall. He said I was going to meet Ladorius.

My uncle said he was going to retire. Ladorius said he was going to retire with him, and take his job.