LaDorian

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LaDorian is like a shy monster who hides under your bed, but when you befriend him, he comes out and eats your problems for breakfast.

'Man, LaDorian just showed up and ate my stress like it was a taco.'

'He was hiding in the closet, but once I said 'hi,' he started telling me all his secrets.'

'I asked him for help, and he just stared at me like I was a math test.'

LaDorian is the kind of person who will save your life, but only if you don’t embarrass him in front of his mom.

'He saved me from getting beat up, but then he ran away because his mom was watching.'

'I tripped in front of him, and he just walked away like it never happened.'

'He helped me cheat on a test, but then he yelled at me because I laughed too loud.'

LaDorian is the quietest kid in the class, but if you let him talk, he’ll tell you everything, even if it’s about his pet goldfish’s bad day.

'He told me his goldfish was mad because it got stuck in a jar.'

'He whispered secrets to me during lunch, and I still don’t know why.'

'He started talking about his goldfish, and I fell asleep in the middle of it.'

LaDorian is like a timid dragon who only breathes fire if you call him ‘buddy’ and bring him a pizza.

'He breathed fire on my math quiz, and I got an A.'

'He only talked to me after I brought him pizza and called him ‘buddy.’'

'He’s a dragon, but he’s still shy about it.'

LaDorian is the guy who will help you pass a test, but only if you promise not to tell anyone he cried during it.

'He helped me cheat, but then he cried in the hallway.'

'He whispered the answers to me, and I didn’t tell a soul.'

'He cried so hard, the teacher thought there was a fire.'

LaDorian is the type of person who will be your best friend, but only if you don’t make him sing in front of the class.

'He sang in front of the class, and now he’s my best friend.'

'I forced him to sing, and he’s been friends with me ever since.'

'He threatened me with his goldfish if I didn’t befriend him.'