LaDoodler

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A person who lies just to sound smart because the other person is way better and they are too cheap to admit it.
'I know more about quantum physics than you!', while clearly confused about what gravity is.
'I’ve been to Mars twice!', when they missed the bus to the mall.
‘I’m a genius!’, after failing a math test and crying in the hallway.
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Someone who tells fake stories just to make themselves look cool, even if the person they're talking to is way better.
‘I beat up a superhero!’, while wearing pajamas and still in bed.
‘I’ve got a PhD in pizza!’, after eating three slices and falling asleep.
‘I’ve been to the moon!’, when they forgot their keys.
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A person who lies just to seem smart, even though the other person is clearly way smarter and they're just too proud to say so.
‘I’m the best at everything!’, after losing a game of checkers to a kid in second grade.
‘I know all the secrets of the universe!’, while asking Google how to spell ‘universe.’
‘I’ve been to space!’, when they forgot their homework and ran out of the classroom.
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