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A white person who only hangs out with brown people and wants to marry one, even if they’re related.
My cousin’s Ladoo Licker. He’s been dating my aunt for 10 years. They’re like family. It’s weird.
He said he’d rather date my cousin than his own sister. That’s Ladoo Licker energy.
He’s been following me on Instagram for a year. Still hasn’t asked me out. Just stares at my photos like they’re a buffet.