ladoo

My aunt made 100 ladous and I ate 10 and then cried for 2 hours

My cousin called me a ladou because I was round and sweet

I took a bite of a ladou and it exploded in my mouth like a sweet grenade

My uncle said my dad's ladou was so big it could beat a horse

My brother called my dad's ladou a 'sugar sausage'

My dad's ladou is so big it's like a sweet mountain

My little brother is the ladou and gets all the sweets

I'm the ladou and my cousins hate me

My sister said I was the ladou because I was the cutest

Ladoo is my friend and he says his dad is weird

Ladoo got his name from a sweet and a weird dad

My friend Ladoo says his dad is the weirdest man on Earth

My white friend only dates brown girls

My white cousin only likes brown people

My white neighbor only dates brown people and shouts about it

My white friend has a crush on my cousin

My white neighbor has a crush on my sister

My white friend stares at brown people like they're his soulmate