ladonte

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#weirdo#bossy#pet lover

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A weirdo who keeps secrets like they're gold and hates chocolate like it wronged them. They get all bossy and loud when they're comfy and won’t shut up about their pet.
Why do you need my password? I don’t even like chocolate!
My dog’s smarter than you, and I’ve seen you fail at math.
You’re not my friend until you eat my pet’s leftovers.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A total weird kid who’s all secretive and acts like chocolate is their enemy. They’ll take over a room and talk about their pet like it’s a celebrity.
You’re not allowed to leave until you tell me your secret.
My cat’s got more personality than you.
Why did you eat my pet’s sandwich? That’s not how this works!
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A crazy person who’s got more secrets than a thief and thinks chocolate is the worst. They’ll dominate any conversation and won’t stop talking about their pet.
You can’t even leave the room without me knowing your secret.
My dog’s got more friends than you.
You’re not my friend until you admit my pet’s better than yours.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A total weirdo who loves secrets and hates chocolate with a passion. They’ll take over a whole room and talk about their pet like it’s the best thing ever.
Why is my sandwich missing? I’m going to find out your secret.
My pet could beat you in a fight and a math test.
You’re not my friend until you eat my pet’s sandwich.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A secretive person who absolutely hates chocolate and thinks they’re the best at everything. They’ll talk about their pet nonstop and won’t shut up.
Why are you whispering? I can hear you and I know your secret.
My pet could beat you in a fight and a spelling bee.
You’re not my friend until you eat my pet’s cereal.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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