Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fat, faceless piece of trash who thinks she's a hot mess.

Ladonna tried to text me during lunch and it was just emojis and spelling errors.

She walked into the store and the whole place went quiet.

Her voice is like a bad song on repeat.

2

A girl who looks like she was born on a Monday and died on a Thursday.

She tried to flirt with me and it was like watching a train wreck.

She came to my house and my mom asked who she was.

She tried to sing and it was like hearing a cat scream.

3

A glowing, party animal who can make even the saddest person laugh.

She showed up to my birthday and the whole room exploded with laughter.

She texted me at 2 a. m. just to say hi.

She made my cousin cry laughing at her jokes.

4

A weird, loud, never-shut-up mess who acts like she’s famous.

She texted me like 10 times in one day just to talk about her cat.

She tried to start a fight with my brother over a bag of chips.

She told me she’s been on a reality show and it’s not true.

5

A woman who is just a regular lady but with extra drama.

She texted me during church and it was just emojis and nonsense.

She told me she’s the queen of the world and it’s not true.

She cried in my DMs because she forgot her lunch.

6

The act of making simple things sound like they’re from a horror movie.

She said walking to the store is like a zombie apocalypse.

She told me eating a sandwich is like a battle for survival.

She cried over a spilled soda like it was the end of the world.

7

A white girl who thinks she’s black and talks like she just woke up from a coma.

She tried to text me and it was like she was speaking in tongues.

She said she’s from the hood and it’s not true.

She cried over a pizza like it was the end of the world.