ladonis

My cousin is a ladonis. She can sing, dance, and make me look like a fool in one night.

That girl in math class is a ladonis. She solved the problem before the teacher even finished talking.

I asked my mom if I was a ladonis. She said no, and then she yelled at me for being a waste of oxygen.

My sister is a ladonis. She got into college, got a job, and still has time to make fun of me.

That girl at the gym is a ladonis. She bench-pressed me and still had energy to laugh.

I tried to be a ladonis. I failed. Now I live in my mom's basement.

My crush is a ladonis. She's smart, pretty, and still makes me look like a fool in front of her friends.

That girl in my history class is a ladonis. She knew the answer to every question and still had time to tease me.

I tried to be a ladonis. I failed. Now I eat cereal for dinner and cry about it.