ladon

Fresh

0 views · Added 1d ago · 4 definitions

1
A boss or name that makes you feel like you're stuck in a bad movie.
You call him boss, but he'll probably just laugh and say 'you're still stuck with me.'
He gave you a promotion, but it's just a fancy name for 'I'm still gonna yell at you.'
He's the guy who says 'I'm not your dad' but acts like he is.
2
The most beautiful, smart, and self-assured person you'll ever meet, and they'll probably be your friend or girlfriend, and they're the kind of person who'll save your life just because they feel like it.
She's got the brain of a genius and the looks of a movie star, and she'll still take you to the mall like you're her personal sidekick.
You're stuck in a room with her and a fire, and she'll probably just laugh and say 'I'll save you, but you're still my idiot.'
She's got the brain of a genius and the looks of a movie star, and she'll still take you to the mall like you're her personal sidekick.
3
A guy with brown hair, glasses, and a cow that he milks like it owes him money. He's got twins, a wife who's so beautiful she could make a king jealous, and he's probably your uncle who still thinks he's a hunter.
He milks cows like it's a job, but he still thinks he's a king.
He's got twins and a wife so hot she could make a king jealous, and he still thinks he's a hunter.
He's got a wife who's so pretty she could make a king jealous, and he still thinks he's a hunter.
4
The most loyal, beautiful, and smart person who will be your ride or die friend or girlfriend, and they'll probably save your life just because they feel like it.
She's got the brain of a genius and the looks of a movie star, and she'll still take you to the mall like you're her personal sidekick.
You're stuck in a room with her and a fire, and she'll probably just laugh and say 'I'll save you, but you're still my idiot.'
She's got the brain of a genius and the looks of a movie star, and she'll still take you to the mall like you're her personal sidekick.
xs