ladoisha

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A hot mess who makes the whole block blush. She don't need no help, she the main event.

Ladoisha walked in wearing a bra and a fanny pack. The whole block stopped to stare.

She told the bodega guy to shut up and gave him a slap. He still didn't shut up.

Ladoisha showed up to the block party in a towel and a crown. People started screaming her name.

She the kind of woman who makes your heart race and your pants fall down.

At the club, Ladoisha danced so wild, the DJ had to stop the music just to catch his breath.

She texted me in the middle of a fight: 'You think you're mad? Wait till you see me in my pajamas.'

Ladoisha came to my house wearing a wig and a spatula. I had no idea what to do.

She don't just walk, she strut. She don't just talk, she whisper curses.

Ladoisha walked into the gym like she owned it. The whole gym started a fight just to get her attention.

She cursed my uncle so hard, he got a rash and a bad case of the Mondays.

Ladoisha showed up to the block meeting with a snake in her purse. No one said a word.