Ladnier

'I said paint the wall red, not pink!' he screamed at the kid who spilled grape soda on the floor.

'You ain't my boss, you're just the guy who lets me take lunch breaks at 10 a. m.'

He tried to fire the coffee machine because it 'didn't respect him enough.'

'I wear my hat inside because it's a sign of respect,' he told the janitor who was mopping the floor.

He brought a fishing rod to the office and called it 'a productivity tool.'

He tried to explain the company's losses by saying 'the internet is a scam.'

He screamed at the printer for not printing in color, 'You're getting fired, you piece of junk!'

He tried to negotiate with the copier, 'You want my job? Let's talk about it.'

He called the scanner 'a coward' because it didn't print out his entire lunch break.