Ladnerian

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A person from Ladner who eats Nanaimo Bars like they’re going out of style and thinks sailing is the only way to show off their bad driving skills.
I’d rather die than let a Ladnerian sail next to me.
That Nanaimo Bar was so big it caused a traffic jam.
He sailed like a drunk man trying to balance a plate of food.
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A Ladnerian is someone who eats Nanaimo Bars like it’s a religion and acts like they’re the best sailor in the world even though they’ve crashed into three buoys.
She ate a Nanaimo Bar so fast it looked like she was fighting a bear.
He sailed so badly the boat looked like it was about to explode.
Nanaimo Bars are his power source.
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A Ladnerian is a person who’s obsessed with Nanaimo Bars and thinks sailing is a sport, even though they’ve never finished a race.
That Nanaimo Bar was so big it should’ve been a boat.
He tried to sail but just circled the dock like a confused dog.
He eats Nanaimo Bars like they’re going out of style.
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