Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you get a hard-on just by looking at a ladle like it's about to slap you.

I saw a ladle in the kitchen and my pants got tight.

My brother got a boner because the chef used a ladle on him.

I almost dropped my phone when I saw a ladle in the microwave.

2

When you're so into ladles you'd rather eat soup than have sex.

I skipped my date to watch the chef use a ladle.

I asked for extra soup because the ladle was hot.

I got a tattoo of a ladle and my girlfriend left me.

3

When you're so obsessed with ladles you'd fight a guy for one.

I got into a bar fight over a ladle.

I stole a ladle from the restaurant.

I broke my hand trying to grab a ladle from the kitchen.

4

When you get off on ladles like they're giving you a free massage.

I got a boner because the ladle was moving slow.

I closed my eyes and imagined the ladle was touching me.

I had a dream about a ladle and woke up hard.

5

When you're so into ladles you'd rather be a waiter than a lover.

I turned down a date to serve soup.

I got promoted because I love ladles.

I married a ladle and my friends think I'm crazy.

6

When you're so turned on by ladles you'd pee your pants just looking at one.

I peed my pants in the kitchen because of a ladle.

I had to leave the room when the chef used a ladle.

I got a wedgie from laughing at a ladle.