Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Spoon time that’s extra kinky and makes your brain feel like it’s melting.

My boyfriend and I are ladling like we’re in a hot sauce factory.

She’s spooning me like I’m her personal dessert.

Ladling is when you’re so turned on you forget your own name.

2

When the big guy stretches out like a god and the tiny girl squishes into his legs like a piece of meat in a giant sandwich.

He’s so alpha he could probably ladle a whole pizza.

She fits into his legs like a sock in a giant boot.

That ladling is so intense I’m getting a headache.

3

When the person behind is a meatball and the person in front is just trying to survive.

He’s like a burger patty and she’s trying to eat him.

Ladling with a fat person is like eating a whole cake.

That ladling is making me feel like I’m in a meat grinder.

4

When you play with saggy balls using a ladle and you both are hot and sweaty.

They’re ladling balls like it’s a hot day in July.

He’s using a ladle on his balls like it’s a spoon in a soup.

Ladling balls is the best way to get a morning wood.

5

When two fat people spoon and it’s like a big hug with extra calories.

They’re spooning like they’re both made of dough.

Ladling with two fat people is like eating a whole pizza.

That ladling is so heavy I can’t move.

6

When more than two people spoon and it’s like a pile of pancakes.

They’re spooning like it’s a pancake stack.

Ladling with three people is like being in a big hug with friends.

That ladling is so crowded I can’t breathe.

7

A giant bowl of weed. Only the cool kids know about it. It’s from some rich guy in Isla Vista who made it famous.

That ladle of weed is so strong it could knock out a horse.

He’s eating a ladle of weed like it’s his favorite food.

That ladle of weed is so good I could die happy.