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Getting wasted and spooning someone like a fucking baby. No sex. Just you and your meaty arm around them.
I drank six shots and spooned my crush like she was my damn blanket.
He got so drunk he spooned his ex in the middle of a park.
She passed out spooning her best friend and looked like a fucking baby.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Drinking so much you’re a puddle, then you rip someone’s clothes off and start doing the horizontal mambo.
I drank three bottles of wine and then I took my date’s pants off like a fucking animal.
He got wasted, flipped the table, and then started doing the horizontal mambo with his sister.
She was so drunk she tried to do the horizontal mambo with a statue.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Scooping someone’s body with your own like you’re both in a giant fucking blender and you’re both trying to survive.
He spooned me like we were both in a blender and the lid was about to come off.
They spooned so kinky it looked like they were both trying to escape a jail cell.
She spooned him like they were both in a blender and the blender was on high.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A giant bowl of weed. Like the kind of weed that makes you forget your own name and start singing show tunes.
He brought a ladled full of weed and it was like a giant bowl of magic.
She had a ladled of weed and started singing show tunes in the middle of the street.
That ladled was so strong it made the whole room start dancing.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A smoking pipe that looks like a giant ladle. It’s like a giant spoon with a handle, and it’s for people who like to blow smoke rings and feel fancy.
He used a ladled like it was a giant spoon and started blowing smoke rings like a wizard.
She had a ladled and it looked like it came from a giant’s kitchen.
He used the ladled like it was a giant spoon and started blowing smoke rings in the face of his mom.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When a man looks like a giant ladle and a woman curls up in his legs like a meatball in a giant soup.
He looked like a giant ladle and she curled up in his legs like a meatball in soup.
That man looked like a ladle and the woman was like a meatball in a soup.
He was a giant ladle and she was like a meatball in a giant bowl of soup.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Spoon time where one person is like a giant meatball and the other looks like they just survived a famine.
He was like a giant meatball and she was like she had not eaten in a week.
She was like a meatball and he looked like he had not eaten in a month.
They spooned like one was a meatball and the other was a starving person.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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