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also called GLS. the most elite high school in Bratislava. you pick your language for 8, 5, or 4 years. if you're stupid, you pick the wrong one. everyone there is a freak, but they’re your freaks, and they back you up when you’re being a total idiot in class.

'Why did you pick French? You're going to fail!' 'I did it for the vibes.'

‘You’re not even from here, and you’re in GLS? What’s your problem?’

‘I got a D in Italian. I’m never speaking again.’

by Slangipedia 1d ago

the place where all the smart kids go. they speak French, German, Italian, and English. but if you're not cool, you're stuck with German for only 4 years. it’s like being the shortest kid in the class. you don’t get the cool stuff.

‘I got German for 4 years. I’m the weakest link.’

‘Why can’t I do Italian? I’m not cool enough.’

‘You picked English? You’re a poser.’

by Slangipedia 1d ago

GLS is the place where you learn to curse in 4 different languages. if you're dumb, you pick the wrong language. the kids there are all weird, but they’re your weird, and they’ll laugh at you when you fail.

‘I can curse in French now. I’m so cool.’

‘I picked German. I’m just going to die in this class.’

‘They laughed at me when I failed. I’m never speaking again.’

by Slangipedia 1d ago