ladislaus

My cousin's crush is a ladislaus. He’s so hot, he makes my cousin forget to do her homework.

I saw a ladislaus in the mall. I almost peed my pants.

My teacher said I was a ladislaus. I got a D for being too distracted by my looks.

My brother said his crush is a ladislaus. He’s so handsome, my brother forgot to eat breakfast.

I tried to flirt with a ladislaus. He looked at me like I was a piece of garbage.

My mom said I’m a ladislaus. I’m not. I’m just very attractive.

My crush is a ladislaus. He’s so annoying, he makes me forget to do my chores.

I saw a ladislaus in my math class. I failed the test because I was too distracted.

My dad said I’m a ladislaus. He’s just jealous of my looks.