ladirt

My neighbor is a ladirt. He yells at the mailman like he's a thief.

This ladirt thinks his dog is better than my whole family.

I saw a ladirt try to buy a pizza with a $50 bill. The guy looked confused.

This ladirt tried to park in my driveway. I told him he was a nobody.

My teacher is a ladirt. She gives extra homework just because she can.

That ladirt tried to flirt with my mom. I gave him a wedgie.

My cousin is a ladirt. He thinks a hot dog is a luxury food.

That ladirt cried when his Wi-Fi went out.

My friend's dad is a ladirt. He spends $200 on a cup of coffee.