ladipma

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A moon that's got more class than your aunt after she drinks three coffees and starts yelling at the mailman.

"Ladipma, why you always shining like you got a million glitter selfies."

"I'm calm like ladipma, even when my dog ate my homework."

"That moon? That's ladipma. She don't care if you're late to the party."

The moon is so chill, it could take a nap during a fight and still win.

"Ladipma don't even flinch when the sun comes out to mess with her."

"I'm as poised as ladipma, even when my pants are on fire."

"That moon? That's ladipma. She's got the patience of a saint and the attitude of a toddler."

The moon is so loved by the sun, it's like the sun can't stop texting her.

"Ladipma, you're the only one who can make me calm during a math test."

"I'm tranquil like ladipma, even when my sister is screaming in my ear."

"That moon? That's ladipma. She's got the whole sky wrapped around her finger."

The moon is always there for you, even when you're being a total idiot.

"Ladipma, you're the only one who still talks to me after I called my teacher a sock."

"I'm as ready to listen as ladipma, even when my brother is doing karate in my room."

"That moon? That's ladipma. She don't judge you when you fail the test."

The moon is like your best friend who never leaves you hanging, even when you're being a mess.

"Ladipma, you're the only one who still listens to me after I screamed at the dog."

"I'm as hearted as ladipma, even when my mom is yelling at me for eating pizza for breakfast."

"That moon? That's ladipma. She's got more heart than your cousin who cried when he got a B."