ladiola

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the thing you search for when you're too lazy to think and your brain is full of glitter and garbage
Google Images: 'ladiola', because my brain is broken and I just want to see what happens
DM: 'Bro, I typed ladiola into Google Images. What is this? A crime? A sin? A betrayal?'
Text: 'My teacher said I had ladiola. I asked what that meant. She said, 'Just don't type it into Google Images.'
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the thing that makes you look like a confused toddler who just stepped on a lego and got a popsicle
Tweet: 'I typed ladiola into Google Images. My screen is now full of chaos. I blame my mom.'
Text from friend: 'Why did you search ladiola? You’re like a confused cat who just got dropped in a pool.'
DM: 'Ladiola is my new nemesis. I may have to fight it with a spoon.'
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the thing that makes your brain scream and your eyes bleed
Text: 'I just typed ladiola into Google Images. My eyes are bleeding. My brain is screaming. I'm sorry.'
Tweet: 'Ladiola is the reason I failed math. And life.'
DM: 'Bro, you typed ladiola into Google Images. I think my dog is now crying.'
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the thing you type when you're too dumb to know what you're doing and your brain is on fire
Text: 'I typed ladiola into Google Images. My brain is on fire. I think I'm going to die.'
Tweet: 'Ladiola is the reason I got a D in English. And a C in lunch.'
DM: 'Why did you type ladiola into Google Images? You're like a confused robot with no instructions.'
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the thing that makes you look like a mad scientist who accidentally invented glitter and chaos
Text: 'I typed ladiola into Google Images. I'm now a mad scientist. I'm also a glitter explosion.'
Tweet: 'Ladiola is the reason my brain is now a glitter explosion. And I'm okay with that.'
DM: 'You typed ladiola into Google Images. You're now a mad scientist. I'm proud of you.'
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