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He’s the guy who acts cool even when you slap him with a wet noodle. He’s got a face that could make a nun blush, but he’s too damn nice to ever cheat on you. He’s the real deal, not some backstabbing ass who leaves you for a TikTok dancer.
He just walked in after I called him a f***ing chump, and he smiled like I was his favorite barista.
He still sends me roses every week even though I told him I was with someone else.
He took my ex’s side when she called me a f***ing loser, and I didn’t even yell at him.