ladimir

Fresh

0 views · Added 13h ago · 6 definitions

1
A person who thinks anime is better than real life and will argue about it until you’re dead.
I’d rather watch Naruto than go to school. You’re a monster for not understanding that.
You said Dragon Ball Z isn’t good? I’ll fight you in the street.
I cried when Saitama didn’t show up to save the world. You’re a heartless beast.
2
A human who’s been brainwashed by anime and thinks they’re cool.
I’m not weird. I’m just a ladimir. You’re the weird one.
Anime is the only thing that makes me feel alive. You’re a ghost.
You laugh at me for crying during Attack on Titan? You’re the one who’s broken.
3
Someone who talks about anime like it’s a religion and you’re the devil.
Anime is my god. You’re the devil for not believing.
I pray to Goku every morning. You’re a sinner for not doing that.
You don’t like Demon Slayer? You’re going to hell.
4
A person who thinks they’re the main character of their own anime.
I’m the hero of my own story. You’re just the sidekick.
You’re not important. I’m the main character.
I have a destiny. You’re just in my way.
5
A human who lives in their own anime world and won’t come out.
I live in my anime. You’re just a boring real person.
You don’t know what it’s like to be in an anime world. You’re dead to me.
I don’t need friends. I have anime.
6
A person who would die for their anime and doesn’t care about you.
I’d die for my anime. You’re not even worth it.
You laugh at me for crying over My Hero Academia? You’re a heartless beast.
I’d rather be dead than not watch my anime.
xs