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A Russian guy with the brain of a shark and the memory of a goldfish. He sells stuff like it's his job, but he forgets his own name half the time. He’s also a sailor, which probably explains why he’s so salty.
"I sold 100 cars today. I don’t remember if I sold my own.", Ladimer, after a long day at the dealership
"He’s got the brain of a shark, but the memory of a goldfish. I’ve seen him forget where he parked his boat.", His coworker
"He’s a sailor, which probably explains why he’s so salty. He yelled at the ocean for 20 minutes last week.", His friend