ladilyn

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a girl who had a bunch of silly crushes that made her look like a fool but now has a solid guy who puts up with her nonsense
'I had a crush on the guy who spilled soda on me in 6th grade. Now my bf doesn't even flinch when I throw my phone at him.'
'My ex from 2014 still texts me. I blocked him. My bf doesn't even know who he is.'
'I had a crush on the guy who wore socks with sandals. Now my bf wears socks with sandals and socks with sandals.'
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a girl who used to be totally clueless about boys but now has a guy who doesn't mind her dumb decisions
'I dated a guy who thought pizza was a dessert. Now my bf thinks pizza is a dessert and doesn't care.'
'I had a crush on the guy who cried during a movie. Now my bf cries during a movie and I laugh at him.'
'I dated three guys in one month. Now my bf is the only one who still talks to me.'
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a girl who had a bunch of awkward crushes but now has a guy who can handle her weirdness
'I had a crush on the guy who wore a hat to bed. Now my bf wears a hat to bed and I don't question it.'
'I dated the guy who thought homework was a game. Now my bf thinks homework is a game and I play along.'
'I had a crush on the guy who talked to his plants. Now my bf talks to his plants and I do it too.'
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