ladiesmanish

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the power to make any woman do what you want
He walked into the bar and the bartender asked if he wanted a drink. He said no, he wanted the bartender's sister.
She asked him what he did for fun. He said, 'I make women do things.'
He asked the waitress for a coffee. She said, 'I already know what you want.'
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when you can get any woman to like you just by looking at them
He saw a woman across the room and she immediately texted him.
He walked by the group of girls and they all turned to look at him.
He smiled at the barista and she gave him free coffee for the rest of the week.
3
being so cool that women can't help but want you
He leaned against the wall and the whole restaurant turned to look at him.
He walked into the club and the DJ started playing his favorite song.
He told a joke and the girl next to him laughed so hard she fell out of her chair.
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when you're so good with women that they all want you at the same time
He showed up to the party and three women asked him to dance at once.
He walked into the restaurant and the waitress asked if he wanted a table for two or four.
He talked to one girl and her best friend started texting him.
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the talent to make women like you even when they're mad at you
She screamed at him for getting her coffee wrong, but then she texted him later.
He insulted her in front of the whole class, and she still sat next to him at lunch.
He called her a nickname she hated, and she called him back the next day.
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when you're so good with women that they forget their own names
He talked to her for five minutes and she forgot what she was doing.
She was about to call her mom and instead called him.
He walked in and she asked him what he wanted instead of asking herself.
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