ladies finger

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1
A vegetable that looks like a green finger and tastes like a soggy fart.
'I'm eating lady finger for dinner. It's like a vegetable that's been dipped in shame.'
'Why is my mom making lady finger? Is she trying to poison me?'
'I'm gonna call my cousin lady finger. She's a total green finger.'
2
When a guy's fingers smell like a stinky sock after he's been sniffing up a woman's snatch.
'He came out of the bathroom and his fingers smelled like a dead rat. He must've been sniffing up a lady's snatch.'
'I saw his fingers and I knew he was sniffing up someone's snatch. He's a finger sniffer.'
'He's got lady finger vibes. I can smell it from here.'
3
When a guy has long nails that look like they were painted by a drunk lady.
'He’s got those long nails like he’s been painted by a drunk lady.'
'He looks like a man who just got out of a nail salon and got drunk.'
'His fingers are like a finger painting from a drunk kid.'
4
When you give someone the middle finger, but you do it like you're trying to kill them.
'He gave me the full middle finger like he was trying to kill me.'
'She came in and gave me the full middle finger like I just insulted her grandma.'
'He gave me the full middle finger like he had a grudge against my entire family.'
5
A guy on the internet who made up nonsense numbers just to mess with people and it was the best joke ever.
'That guy on the internet with the nonsense numbers was the best joke ever.'
'He made up numbers and everyone got confused. It was hilarious.'
'LF4 was the internet's best joke. He made up nonsense numbers and everyone got confused.'
6
Your hand when you're jerking off and it's going full speed.
'That hand is going full speed, it's my lady finger hand.'
'He's jerking off and his hand is going full speed. That's his lady finger hand.'
'I got my lady finger hand going. I'm getting a little something special.'
7
A lady whose fingers smell like fish sticks because she's a lesbian who plays too much.
'She's a lesbian who plays too much and her fingers smell like fish sticks.'
'That lady walks in and her fingers smell like fish sticks. She must play too much.'
'Her fingers reek like fish sticks. I can tell she's a lesbian who plays way too much.'
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