Ladies day

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When a guy skips work to do all the gross man jobs around the house like digging a new toilet, building a shed, fixing the roof, painting the whole house, planting his stupid passion fruit, and going to the caravan show like it’s a holiday.
My dad spent Ladies Day digging a hole in the backyard and yelling at me for not helping him.
He took the day off to paint the wall and forgot to eat.
He went to the caravan show and came back with a new trailer and a new attitude.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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That time of the month when a woman’s body turns into a war zone and a man’s brain turns into a melting ice cream cone.
She texted me, ‘I’m dying, send help.’ I replied, ‘I’ll come if you give me money.’
He asked if she was okay. She said, ‘I’m fine, just my uterus is having a party.’
She screamed at him for eating her chocolate.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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When a man decides to spend the whole day with a group of women instead of his bros. But only if he’s not trying to get laid or hang out with his bros in the morning.
He went to the mall with his sisters and came back with a new haircut and a new attitude.
He spent the day with his mom and forgot about his friends.
He went to the movies with his girlfriend and didn’t text me once.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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What a guy says to a girl when he wants to apologize or make her happy, usually after he did something stupid.
He said, ‘I’ll do anything you want today.’ She said, ‘Okay, let’s go shopping.’
He promised to clean the house if she would stop yelling at him.
He said, ‘I’ll do whatever you want, just don’t throw me out.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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An old word for a joint. It’s like a cigarette, but it’s made of weed and it’s usually smoked by guys who think they’re cool.
He said, ‘I’m going to smoke a lady day.’ I said, ‘You’re not cool.’
She asked what he was doing. He said, ‘Smoking a lady day.’
He brought a lady day to the party and everyone started laughing.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A day when all the ladies are supposedly bisexual. It’s mostly made up, but it’s fun to pretend.
She said, ‘Today is all ladies are bisexual day.’ I said, ‘What does that mean?’
He asked, ‘Why are you all bisexual today?’ She said, ‘It’s a holiday.’
They all said they were bisexual and then went to the mall together.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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