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A phrase you hear in your head after you trick someone into falling for your dumb plan

I made him think he was getting a free pizza, but it was just bread and a coupon for a coupon

He said he’d pay me back, but now he’s hiding in the bathroom

I told him I was rich, and now he’s stuck in my debt

What you yell when someone gets caught in their own dumb mistake

He tried to blame me for the mess, but he was the one who dropped the whole bag of chips

He said he’d never eat that junk food again, but here he is, eating it like it’s his last meal

He thought he was being sneaky, but I saw him sneak in the kitchen

The sound of your brain laughing when someone gets their butt kicked for being an idiot

He laughed at me, and now his face is red from getting hit by a chair

He thought he was tough, but I just gave him a face full of pizza

He bragged about his strength, but now he’s stuck under my couch

What you whisper when someone's plan goes completely wrong and they’re too proud to admit it

He said he’d win the game, but he lost and still won’t shut up about it

He thought he was the best, but now he’s stuck with a giant noodle in his mouth

He promised he’d finish the project, but now it’s just a mess in the corner

The inside voice that says, 'You did it, and now you're just watching them fail'

He tried to act cool, but I saw him hiding behind the couch

He laughed at me, but now he’s crying in the hallway

He said he’d never be beaten, but now he’s just sitting there, defeated