ladies

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The worst way for a guy to make a normal sentence sound like he’s talking to a bunch of hot girls. He always says it at the end of a sentence, and he acts like he’s hiding a secret. He uses it when he’s too drunk to think straight and too sad because no one wants to date him.
Hey, did you see that girl in the cafeteria, ladies.
I just got a job, ladies.
You’re going to the party, ladies.
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The name we give our female weed plants when we’re trying to act cool. We call them gals, girls, or ladies. It’s weird because we also call human girls ladies, but no one cares about that.
My plant is a lady, and she’s got a big smile.
This lady’s got more buds than my ex.
I’m gonna name my plant Lady Gaga.
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In poker, when you have two queens, it’s called ladies. It’s like the queens are having a girl’s night out and you’re trying to win.
I had ladies and I almost won.
My brother got ladies and he was happy.
I had ladies and I still lost.
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A guy uses the word ladies to talk to other guys. It’s like he forgot how to say guys and he’s trying to be cool or something.
Ladies, get ready for practice.
Ladies, I need you to run.
Ladies, you’re gonna lose if you don’t try.
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Ladies is a fancy way to say good weed. It’s like when you smoke it and you’re so high you think you’re a lady.
This is the best lady I’ve ever had.
I got a lady from my friend.
This lady is so good I don’t want to stop.
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When a guy says ladies, he means more than one hot girl he knows. He’s probably trying to impress them or get them to go out with him.
I saw my ladies at the store.
My ladies are going to the concert.
I had a coffee with my ladies.
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Ladies is a stupid name for the 80s. It’s like someone tried to be smart and just made it worse. It’s called leighties and it doesn’t make any sense.
I was born in the leighties.
My favorite decade is the leighties.
My brother is a leighties kid.
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