Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting a woman to kiss you but not getting any action. Like she's saving her meat for the holidays.

Bro, I laded her at the bar. She said she'd text me. I've been waiting for a text since 2019.

He laded the barista. Now he's stuck with a coffee addiction.

I laded my ex. She said she was single. I found out she was married. To my dad.

2

What you yell when two women are fighting over your attention and you're too lazy to pick a side.

I ladied them. They both started screaming at me. I just walked out.

My cousin ladied his two exes at the restaurant. It looked like a warzone.

He ladied his sisters. Now he’s stuck with a headache and a $500 bill.

3

A perfect piece of work made by god, but only if he wasn’t drunk when he made her.

She’s a ladied. I’m not even sure if she was made by god or a barista with a crush.

My mom is a ladied. She’s perfect. Most of the time.

That girl is a ladied. I’ve been praying to god for years to get her as my wife.

4

A woman who’s classy, kind, and doesn’t act like a stupid mess when she’s mad.

My girlfriend is a ladied. She’s the only one who doesn’t yell at me when I forget her birthday.

That girl at the store is a ladied. She didn’t even yell when I stole her candy.

My aunt is a ladied. She’s the reason my uncle still talks to me.

5

The best thing in life. A woman you actually like. Not just someone you’re using for free pizza.

My girlfriend is a ladied. I don’t have to buy her pizza every week.

He’s got a ladied. She’s the reason he’s not single anymore.

That girl is a ladied. She actually likes him. Not just his money.

6

A Karen on a bad day. She’s got a caffeine addiction and a personality that’s louder than your mom.

I saw a ladied at the store. She yelled at the cashier for 20 minutes.

My neighbor is a ladied. She came to my house to yell at me for forgetting her birthday.

That girl is a ladied. She yelled at the barista because her coffee was too hot.

7

A woman who’s got more dignity than most men. You treat her like she’s made of gold, or you’ll regret it.

He treated his ladied like a hoe. Now he’s stuck with a divorce.

My dad treated his ladied like she was a paycheck. Now he’s broke.

That guy treated his ladied like she was a toy. Now she’s taking him to court.