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I said we should eat the whole pizza in one night. Now I’m dying in the middle of the floor.

He bet me ten bucks I couldn’t run a mile. I did. He ran out of the house screaming.

She thought it was a good idea to throw confetti in the lake. Now the fish are mad.

I told my mom she was a witch. Now I’m stuck in the attic with a broom.

I called my teacher a donkey. Now I’m doing detention with a donkey.

I told my brother he was a baby. Now he’s throwing baby food at me.

My plan was to steal the teacher’s lunch. Now I’m stuck in the principal’s office with a sandwich.

I tried to prank my friend. Now he’s got a crush on me and I’m stuck with his little sister.

I thought I’d win the race by tripping everyone. Now I’m last and everyone’s laughing.

I said I could eat ten hot dogs. Now I’m crying in the hallway.

I told my dad I was a superhero. Now I’ve got a cape and a sidekick.

I said I could beat up the school bully. Now he’s got a coupon for free ice cream.

I spilled juice on the floor. Now the teacher thinks I did it on purpose.

I drew on the walls. Now I’ve got a ticket to the principal’s office.

I threw confetti in the air. Now the whole school is covered in paper.