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Kicking someone’s ass so hard they come back to life just to thank you for it.

I woke up in the hospital with no memory of getting knocked out, but I know it was you because I owe you my life.

He saw me walking by and then felt a punch to the face. Now he thinks I saved him.

She didn’t even know I was there, but now she’s my forever friend because I brought her back from the dead.

You knock someone out so good they come back to life and think you’re their savior.

He didn’t remember getting knocked out, just that he showed up in the hospital and I was there.

She didn’t know I hit her, but now she thinks I saved her life.

He didn’t even know I was there, but now he’s my best friend forever.

You hit someone so hard they die, then come back and think you saved them.

He didn’t remember dying, just that I showed up and told him I saved him.

She came back from the dead and now thinks I’m the coolest person ever.

He thought he was just in the hospital, but I actually knocked him out and brought him back.

You knock someone out so good they come back to life and think you’re the best thing ever.

He didn’t know I knocked him out, but now he thinks I saved his life.

She came back from the dead and now thinks I’m the best friend she ever had.

He didn’t even remember dying, but now he owes me his life.

You beat someone up so much they die, then come back and think you’re their hero.

He didn’t remember dying, but he thinks I saved him.

She came back from the dead and now thinks I’m the best person ever.

He didn’t know I knocked him out, but now he thinks I’m his hero.

You knock someone out so hard they come back to life and think you’re the reason they’re still alive.

He didn’t remember getting knocked out, but now he thinks I saved his life.

She came back from the dead and now thinks I’m the reason she’s alive.

He didn’t even know I was there, but now he thinks I’m the best person ever.