Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A dumb girl who thinks a guy named LaDez is the best thing since sliced bread

@ladezbian I married LaDez and he still thinks I'm his first wife

Just saw LaDez at the store and fainted

LaDez is my soulmate and I know it because he spelled my name wrong

2

A girl who would date LaDez even if he was a smelly trash can

I’d marry LaDez if he gave me a goldfish

LaDez is my forever love even though he eats pizza for breakfast

LaDez is my boyfriend and he still thinks I’m his mom

3

A girl who thinks LaDez is a god and she’s his chosen one

LaDez is my god and I’m his chosen one because he said so

I pray to LaDez every morning and he still doesn’t reply

LaDez is the chosen one and I’m just the sidekick

4

A girl who would move to the moon just to be near LaDez

I’d move to the moon if LaDez asked me

LaDez is my moon and I’m his earth

If LaDez said jump, I’d say how high and then fall off a cliff

5

A girl who thinks LaDez is the best person ever and everyone else is trash

LaDez is the best person ever and everyone else is a piece of trash

I love LaDez more than my mom and my mom is a piece of trash

LaDez is the best and I’m the best because I love him