Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Ladies. But not just any ladies. The kind that would slap you for calling them plain.

Ladez, I saw you eating my pizza. I’m gonna slap you.

My ex called me plain. I said, ‘You’re lucky I’m a ladez.’

Ladez don’t need filters. They need slaps.

2

Girls who act like they own the sidewalk. And maybe the whole block.

Ladez walked by and I had to pretend I didn’t see them.

I tried to text my ladez, but she blocked me. And my number.

They’re ladez. They don’t just walk. They strut.

3

Women who take your snacks and call it a compliment.

My ladez took my chips. Said it was a compliment. I said it was a robbery.

He gave me a compliment. I said, ‘You’re just trying to get my snacks.’

Ladez don’t take snacks. They take snacks and make it sound fancy.

4

Girls so pretty, they make your face hurt. And your ego too.

I saw my ladez and my face hurt. My ego was gone.

She’s a ladez. She’s so pretty, I cried.

My ladez walked by and my ego went to sleep.

5

Women who can turn a simple walk into a fashion show and a slap fight.

My ladez walked by and it looked like a fashion show. Then she slapped me.

They’re ladez. They walk like they’re on a runway.

She walked in, I walked out. And got slapped.

6

Girls who are so stylish, they wear their confidence like a jacket.

My ladez wore her confidence like a jacket. I wore mine like a hoodie.

She’s a ladez. She walks in and I walk out.

Ladez don’t just dress well. They dress like they own the world.