Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A buddy who's always there to back you up and never lets you get roasted in public

Yo, I'm gonna fight your dumb ass if you don't shut up about that dumb meme

He showed up to my fight and broke the guy's nose just to make me look cool

He texted me at 2 a. m. to say my ex was cheating and he had proof

2

So drip-filled it's like he wears glitter and calls it fashion

He showed up to the party in a neon shirt and matching neon shoes

He spent $500 on a hat and called it an investment

He wore socks with sandals and called it a vibe

3

He's got a brain that works so well it could pass for genius

He solved my math test for me and still failed it

He cheated on the test and still got a D

He knew the answer before I asked the question

4

He's got a shoe obsession that's so strong it could beat a shoe salesman

He bought 10 new shoes in one day and wore them all at once

He had a shoe fight and won by throwing his Nike's at me

He named his shoes and they have a Instagram

5

He's got the pull of a king and the attitude to match

He pulled me out of jail just to make me look cool

He got me free food by saying my name

He pulled my dumbass out of a ditch and called it a favor